Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Marty: Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin? Lorraine: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.

It ain't over 'till it's over.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

I wish they would only take me as I am.

Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, and things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art; to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul. -

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.

Do all things with love.

Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, / Romeo? / Deny thy father, and refuse thy name...

To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be.

There is only one terminal dignity -- love.

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.

There is only one terminal dignity -- love.

Where there is love there is life.

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.

The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence.

Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life.

We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end.

Love builds bridges where there are none.

A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows; Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last; To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die; You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.

Where there is great love, there are always wishes.

Perfect love is rare indeed - for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain.

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life.

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety: other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies.

Ambition is the ice in the lake of emotion

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.

When one buys some of my artwork I hope it is because they will wish to learn from it and not because they think it will match their drapes!

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.

Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people.

The arts are an even better barometer of what is happening in our world than the stock market or the debates in congress.

The glow of inspiration warms us; it is a holy rapture.

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward what is arcane and concealed.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

A zebra does not change its spots.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.

Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get.

Of cheerfulness, or a good temper -- the more it is spent, the more of it remains.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

successful person is a dreamer whom someone believed in.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.--Jim Ryun

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

It is not length of life, but depth of life.

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.

The road to success is always under construction.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and then name the streets after them.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Even peanutbutter won't stick to the roof of your mouth if you eat it responsibly...

Ambition is the ice in the lake of emotion.

The wisest mind has something yet to learn.

This, of course, is only useful for scattering AM radio waves off a charged elephant.

I bet you're wondering where I'm going with this. Well, so am I.

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t.

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.

Let he who has not sinned, cast the first stone

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing-and then they marry him.
Cher

They always say that age is just a number but the experince that comes along with it is not just a word!!!.

The days are long, but yet they go bye so fast, live life for all that you can